The Revenge Of The Poly/Cotton Blend

I woke up this morning and discovered I've grown three inches taller over the span of a week...

you ever have one of those days? the ones when you wake up, you immediately know its gonna be a rough one?

it started this morning with my pants...yes, my lovely plus size pants that I like to gripe about...

My guess is that they (the pants)
didn't like me talking about them...
calling them "Stretch",
making fun of the 'specialty' store they're from,
complaining about having to try them on and then having to look at them in the Fun House mirror in the dressing room...

So by all accounts, the two newest pairs of plus sizers got sick and tired of me making fun of them (some pants are so sensitive!), so they hatched a plan to get even.

I figure they had plenty of time together in the laundry room this past week to work out their devious plot...

plus size revenge if you will...

So this morning as I was getting ready for the day, and because running late and procrastination are usual parts of my routine in the morning, I waited until this morning to iron a pair of pants...a pair of the NEW pants...

got everything done and I was getting dressed when I felt the hem of the pants hitting what felt like mid calf on my leg...

"that's weird, I'm sure I didn't grab capris..."
"maybe they're cinched somewhere..."
"oh man, they've shrunk!" "where's that other pair???" "oh nooo, not you guys too?!?"

They got me...both new pairs, their revenge was sweet...

I could have gone wading in the surf of the Atlantic and the hems of my pants would have been bone dry.

I guess I'll think twice about making fun of my new skirt...

Comments

Michele said…
Most of my clothes have plotted that same revenge lately...I think it's a conspiracy. Love ya Deb! ~Michele
Kaitlin said…
haha, thats pretty funny!! i hate it when my pants shrink!