Can You Buy Slimfast By The Pallet?

When will I stop eating?

...ok, I know that one day, that's it, no more eating, breathing, blinking, no more anything...that's not what I'm asking tonight...

no what I'm asking tonight is...when will I stop putting food in my mouth when I'm not hungry? will that day EVER come? when will be the day that enough is enough? next Tuesday? a week from Saturday? March 5th, 2027?

I don't think I can wait that long...the grazing has got to stop...if they still wired jaws shut, I'd consider it...maybe I can hire a guy to hit me with a bat every time I open the pantry door...or wire the fridge so that when I open it past 7:00 p.m., I get a REAL zap, not one of those rub-your-feet-on-the-carpet-and-zap-your-little-brother kind of zaps.

maybe that bald chick from the early 90's, Susan-somebody, the "stop the insanity" chick, maybe she's available to come yell at me...

nah...think I'll try Weight Watchers again, they're pretty nice over there, and they always remember me every time I join...

Comments

Lindsey said…
noo join Anytime, you can come with me and Taryn!! lol
Barb said…
Oh Deb...i know how u feel. i have gained nearly 15 pounds in about 5 weeks now. i'm not at the "Y" every morning as i can't be right now and i'm eating lots of junk stuff cause it's quick and i'm busy. U know what i mean. i'm miserable. everythings tight and i can't afford new clothes! i too am just sick of it but i'm also sick of having to follow an "eating plan." YUCK! wish there was some way we could team up and walk together every morning or night or lunchtime or sometime. let's try to encourage one another. we both simply have bad habits that we need to break but i don't have the stamina to try to break them right now!
Sherry said…
I second Barb!! I have no will power any more, why?